Jul. 4th, 2011

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On my planet, we celebrate Independence Day by freeing the entities on less developed planets of the bothersome need to think. You'll just get into trouble if you keep using your minds for things like intolerance and pseudoscience, so from now on, we'll be doing all your thinking for you. And now with our new Orbital Mind Ray 9000 technology, you no longer need painful implants. In fact, many people probably won't even notice that their thoughts are no longer their own.

No, no. No need to thank us. Just save us a hotdog. We may not get around to your planet until much later in the day. Unless we've already been there. You never know.

January 2012

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