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My yard is not big enough for alien ships to land in it, unless the ships are pretty small, which would make the aliens quite small... Well, if our version of physics applied to them. And if they were very small, they probably would not need a whole bundt cake. So, I'd give them a cupcake instead. But, maybe that is cruel. Maybe I should not start out by trying to fatten up the aliens and put them on the road to obesity? Why not give them a nice apple? Maybe aliens don't eat food. Crap, I could be poisoning them with my delicious apples. MAYBE SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES IS JUST A CAUTIONARY TALE OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HUMANS MALICIOUSLY POISON THE ALIEN QUEEN. THOSE DWARVES ARE JUST ALIEN DRONES, COME TO MINE OUR PLANET'S NATURAL RESOURCES. NEVER TRUST A DWARF!!!!

January 2012

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