Jesus and Snuggies
Mar. 11th, 2010 01:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
plinkosplunty: Are users stupid because they are users? Or are stupid people because stupid... stu... peo.... ;peee..epee....peeeeee.......... stupiddddddddds stupeeeeee stupeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
plinko: People are stupid because if we were all smart, who would buy snuggies, big macs, and REAL CUBIC ZIRCONIA?
splunty: STUPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
splunty: My grandmother received a snuggie for Christmas.
plinko: Were you the one who gave it to her?
splunty: No. I do not buy holiday gifts.
splunty: While I am not entirely opposed to buying somebody a gift because they are nice, or because it's their birthday and a gift may help them mark or celebrate, I do not believe a gift is necessary to help somebody remember or enjoy the LOVE OF CHRIST.
plinko: How about buying them gifts to help cushion the fact that there will be JESUSLOVIN everywhere?
plinko: Sort of a consolation prize. "The Christians are about, being loud. Don't mind them. Here's a snuggie."
splunty: The love of Jesus is gift enough. The love of Jesus is in their hearts. The only thing I could give them which would be in their hearts is an ice pick, and while they are inexpensive, I do not recall anyone asking me, "oh please, please, won't you jab an ice pick into my heart this Christmas?"
splunty: For instance, let's imagine that this Post-It is the love of Christ. You already have this Post-It. It is one with your soul.
(At this point, splunty gives me a post-it that says J + K FOREVER, with hearts and clouds.)
plinko: My post-it does not have glitter. You could get me some glitter, goddamnit.
splunty: Now. Imagine something that incredible, and that awesome. And then your family or friend gives you this Post-It, expecting it to be meaningful during the BIRTHDAY of Jesus.
(He then gives me a post-it note with a drawing of a unicycle.)
splunty: Do you not see how lame that is?
plinko: Dude, unicycles win.
splunty: Is the UNICYCLE going to TOUCH YOUR SOUL for ETERNITY? No.
splunty: It is going to RUST and FALL APART and DIE. It reminds you of DEATH. Not JESUS.
splunty: Woah. Your sin must be massive:
splunty: Your search - "jesus loves kari" - did not match any documents.
plinko: People are stupid because if we were all smart, who would buy snuggies, big macs, and REAL CUBIC ZIRCONIA?
splunty: STUPIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
splunty: My grandmother received a snuggie for Christmas.
plinko: Were you the one who gave it to her?
splunty: No. I do not buy holiday gifts.
splunty: While I am not entirely opposed to buying somebody a gift because they are nice, or because it's their birthday and a gift may help them mark or celebrate, I do not believe a gift is necessary to help somebody remember or enjoy the LOVE OF CHRIST.
plinko: How about buying them gifts to help cushion the fact that there will be JESUSLOVIN everywhere?
plinko: Sort of a consolation prize. "The Christians are about, being loud. Don't mind them. Here's a snuggie."
splunty: The love of Jesus is gift enough. The love of Jesus is in their hearts. The only thing I could give them which would be in their hearts is an ice pick, and while they are inexpensive, I do not recall anyone asking me, "oh please, please, won't you jab an ice pick into my heart this Christmas?"
splunty: For instance, let's imagine that this Post-It is the love of Christ. You already have this Post-It. It is one with your soul.
(At this point, splunty gives me a post-it that says J + K FOREVER, with hearts and clouds.)
plinko: My post-it does not have glitter. You could get me some glitter, goddamnit.
splunty: Now. Imagine something that incredible, and that awesome. And then your family or friend gives you this Post-It, expecting it to be meaningful during the BIRTHDAY of Jesus.
(He then gives me a post-it note with a drawing of a unicycle.)
splunty: Do you not see how lame that is?
plinko: Dude, unicycles win.
splunty: Is the UNICYCLE going to TOUCH YOUR SOUL for ETERNITY? No.
splunty: It is going to RUST and FALL APART and DIE. It reminds you of DEATH. Not JESUS.
splunty: Woah. Your sin must be massive:
splunty: Your search - "jesus loves kari" - did not match any documents.
