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plinkoSee The Inside of a Person
Before I die, I'd like to more completely see, firsthand, the inside of a person. Perhaps an autopsy or maybe one of those museum projects where they cut a cadaver into tissue-thin slices and press them between glass? We are all truly fascinating universes unto ourselves, but when do we ever get to see INSIDE? Only surgeons really do, you know? Would I even be able to identify my own liver, if someone could somehow pull it out of me and show it to me? Probably not! How strange!
Get On A Plane To Nowhere
I've always wanted to go to the airport and buy a ticket for "something leaving in the next hour but don't tell me where". Then wear earplugs as much as possible during the flight, and hopefully get to the destination without knowing where I am.
But, even that seems less and less likely. It's sad that in this day and age, it's almost impossible to just...get lost. We have mapquest and GPS and a dozen other little HERE YOU ARE devices. But, no devices to help give you that thrill of... You Are Lost. You know?
Become E-Infamous
Sure, anyone can become famous. But, El Guapo is INFAMOUS!
I also want to be infamous, but only on the internets. I'm not quite sure what sort of mad-science Dr. Horrible shit I need to pull, but I want future generations of internet users to shudder silently when they recall my name. It has to be something more evil than posting pictures of dead puppies on cuteoverload. More terrifying than a DoS attack. More horrific than all the furry porn on deviantart.
I want to make the internet cry and call for its mommy.
Have a Goth Wedding
I do. I want a very gothy goth wedding, complete with bones-and-cobweb wedding cake, creepy Lurch-esque minister, an organist playing dirges, a release of bats at the end, rather than doves. Bride and groom should drive off in a Just Married Hearse for their fabulous honeymoon stay at the Lizzie Borden house / hotel. Or some other supposedly haunted/creepy place.
The reception will include the throwing of the thorny garter, champagne dyed to look like blood, and possibly a zombie-attack that turns into a dance number.
Any takers? We can get an get it annulled the next day, I promise.
Get an implant / body part replacement.
You know? They've been promising us for years that crazy upgrades to the human body are COMING SOON, but I still haven't gotten any. I want maybe a cybernetic eyeball that lets me see infrared and heat signatures and crazy-long distances. Or maybe some implants that let my hands type 200wpm. Hell, I wouldn't even mind some super-duper awesome skin that makes me fireproof.
It's just not fair to have to die with all of your original body parts attached, all of your standard abilities. I NEED UPGRADES. Someone give me the POWER UP so I can win the game.
