I play with Bad Translator.

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I am inputting things into the Bad Translator (www.conveythis.com/translation.php) and seeing what comes out after repeated literal translations. (The last few are from TFLN.) Here are my results:

In: "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
(54 translations later, we get the following...)
Out: "Yes, or almost impossible?"

In: "If someone asks you if you are a God, say yes!"
Out: "When you talk to God you have any questions."

In: "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. This is my handle, this is my spout."
Out: "Sorry, please contact us."

In: ""I would like some more pie, if you please."
Out: ""If you do not want cake"

In:"These are not the droids you are looking for."
Out: "You must be registered."

In: ""The terrible squid will defeat Godzilla at Tuesday's event, barring rain."
Out: "Squid head injury."

In: "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee."
Out: "The efforts of many Proposals."

In: "Tommy, the student worker, is clicking his mouse rapidly. I think he's playing a computer game."
Out: "Tommy, I believe the mouse study."

In: "Do you like movies about gladiators?"
Out: "I like the sword movie hero?"

In: "As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon."
Out: "Will China attend the meeting."

In: "That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub."
Out: "Very good, especially when .. Not"

In: "You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal."
Out: "I have more power."

You get any "good" bad translations? Post 'em! :D